Rebekah Jenkins

colornbian:

My anaconda don’t want 

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unless you got

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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance